I'll start with a mini-review I posted on another site:
Attack Girl Swim Team Vs The Undead - 1/5
Ok give me a minute to try and summarize what this film is about because despite the claims of certain people I'm 99% sure this was originally intended to be a porno movie! Right so the plot is this high school is getting it's students vacinated against the flu whilst at the same time this new chick starts her first day of school. After a series of 'events' she joins the swim team just as students start turning into zombies which include a crazy math teacher slicing chicks heads off with super sharpe metal rulers. Then after the new girl saves her new female friend from above zombie, new female friend carries her to safety as she was injured. They then make out/have a lesbian finger bang session in the school kitchen before attempting to resuce the school swim team. Shit happens some hot chicks get slaughtered by a chainsaw weilding zombie, there a bit of flute rape and a laser vagina! Overall I gave this film a 1 for laser vagina and the lesbian scenes. Everything else sucked!